Did you notice that I have been wearing a new collar lately? It's brown leather with silver studs all over. It's fancy-fancy. I wish I didn't have to wear one at all, but Mama says I have to. She searched high and low and finally found one that she liked. (I didn't know she was so picky.)
She bought it from Hamptons Hound, a ritzy store for dog clothes and stuff. Don't ask her how much the collar cost. ($48! Shhhhh...Pretend I didn't tell you.) But she says it's worth it because it's 3/4" inches wide, so it looks like a big dawg's collar, but made for my size. (I'm a big dawg on the inside.)
