Monday, April 7, 2008

Are You There Jesus? It's Me, Jasper

Dear Jesus,
I've heard people talk about you.  You were a guy with shaggy hair who was born a long time ago in a barn, right? Didn't you teach people how to fish or something? 

It seems like you had some insightful things to say, so I need your help.  I have to take a test in a few weeks to become a pet therapy dog.  I'd really like to do a good job because I know it would mean so much to Mama. Do you have any tips for staying calm?  I tend to get nervous when people I don't know start touching me. (Unless they feed me treats; then, of course, I have no problem.) 

You can whisper any advice in my ears.  I have super good hearing. 

Thank you for listening!

Very truly yours,

Jasper S. 
New York City 

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